Bringing in old writings of mine - Bachelorhood

*These have some worthwhile value, but they have been written over a period of several years*
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If you have ever eaten your food straight out of the pot/pan....

If you use an old pizza box as a plate, since all your others are dirty....

If you play air-guitar while IM-ing or typing on the computer....

If you pull out a sleeping bag, instead of changing your sheets....

If your room looks worse than somalia....

If you use boxes and suitcases as furniture....

If your too lazy to clean the fridge....

If you drink milk from the bottle....

If you use walmart bags for nearly everything....

If your emergency supplies consist of ducktape....

If you do stupid stuff like this....

....You are a bachlor/bachlorette